
A beautiful sunny day in San Francisco. What a change from Glasgow. Got here yesterday afternoon - the flight was the best part of an hour early, and they got us through customs in a record half hour, despite the moaning Scotswoman behind me (Try Texas, love, you'll still be standing in the queue in two hours). Homeland Security now requires ALL fingerprints and I had a bit of trouble with the thumbs, as you have to present them at the same time, and the machine was a bit high. Despite now having a full set of fingerprints, they still haven't been able to pin anything on me (FBI and CIA note: that last sentence was
ironic. I haven't committed any crime, and this blog is not intended to be a confession).
I wasn't in any hurry as Dave wasn't due home until eight, and I was supposed to get his keys from his next door neighbour, Mark. So I had a gander at the
exhibitions in the airport and had a cup of tea before taking the
BART to Mission & 24th. Then I toddled on up to
The Liberties and sat outside in the sun, drinking coke and reading a strategy document (yes, I was working). There was a furniture lorry with its hazard lights on, parked on the opposite corner of the street. Out of nowhere, a man fell over and rolled under the lorry. Then he appeared at the other side of the lorry, and rolled over again, into the oncoming traffic. It was quite surreal. He must have been wasted or drunk as he didn't seem to be able to get off the road. The police turned up, and one of the officers had the biggest feet I've ever seen. By that time, I'd had enough, so I phoned Mark and went off to collect the keys. He was waiting for me by the time I got to the house, and was a bit worried, as he could remember that Dave has an alarm but he had no idea what the code was. Luckily, I had asked Dave the day before if the code was the same, and he'd said yes (now wouldn't it have been funny if he'd changed it?) so Mark let me in, and I rushed about the house listening for the alarm, as I couldn't remember where the control box was. I found it, punched in the code, and nothing happened...
...then it switched itself off. Phew. I said goodbye to Mark, had a shower, and fell asleep until Dave came home. He asked me if Mark had understood my accent (Dave has terrible problems with it, even after thirteen years) and I said yes. "Ach," he said, "he's probably been watching Jane Austin movies."